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RETIREMENT  TESTIMONIALS
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brought us a "Worry
Policy'" and we were
able to have a worry
free retirement cruise."
"Now that we
have our "Worry
Policy," I think
we will try
square dancing
next week."
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Policy," I can feel secure in my
retirement."
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THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
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