National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World
The Company That Worries For You!
WORRY POLICY - "BASIC"
Includes plain simple worrying.
WORRY POLICY - "COMPREHENSIVE"
Provides more extensive coverage with crying
and pacing worry technique.
WORRY POLICY - "WORRY PLUS"
This is the top of the line coverage.
This is rarely needed, but is available for
an extra high fee.
We like selling these policies because
we make more money from them.
|We offer policies
for you or as a
gift for anyone
All of our policies
have a deductible.
We offer a
for a small
A lovely novelty gift.
|Our products amuse and uplift.
|With all policies, if you have a
worry, file a claim with the "Chief
Worrier" and a worrier will then
be assigned to you.
|THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
|WORRY POLICY© 1978, 2005. All rights reserved. This is a novelty and should be treated as such.
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