National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World
The Company That Worries For You!
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WORRY POLICY - "BASIC"
Includes plain simple worrying.
WORRY POLICY - "COMPREHENSIVE"
Provides more extensive coverage with crying
and pacing worry technique.
WORRY POLICY - "WORRY PLUS"
This is the top of the line coverage.
This is rarely needed, but is available for
an extra high fee.
We like selling these policies because
we make more money from them.
for you or as a
gift for anyone
worried about
BIRTHDAYS
WEDDINGS
DATING
PETS
RETIREMENT
All of our policies
have a deductible.
BUT DON'T
WORRY
We offer a
10% Worry
Deductible
Policy
for a small
additional fee.
A lovely novelty gift.
FOR SPECIAL
They are
HUMOR THERAPY
NOT
Real Insurance
worry, file a claim with the "Chief
Worrier" and a worrier will then
be assigned to you.
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
