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The Company That Worries For You!
Birthday Testimonials
I was worried
about reaching
my fiftieth, but
with my
"WORRY
POLICY" I made
it to 51 and
clearly I am not
worried any
more.

THANK YOU
WORRY
POLICY
I was worried about
blowing out the
candle, but all went
well because of my
'Worry POLICY"
coverage.
THANKS WORRY
POLICY
I just love the
"WORRY POLICY."
It helped me worry
less about those
silly sideburnes.

What was I
thinking at the
barber shop?
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THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
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